Game 4: Perfecting The Art Of The Flop

We're still too upset about Game 3 to really say anything meaningful. Instead, we're going to put in a few phone calls and try to score some of that acid that Walton had working for him last game. We'll still be here dropping an occasional comment or two, but we have a bad feeling that tonight will only feature more flopping, and that does not bode well for the Thuggets.

Oh...in case you were wondering, our belongings were surprisingly spared from any further damage over the weekend. For those scoring at home, the tally for the season remains at one cell phone (Melo's objection in Game 1 - we were merely "testing its durability"), one humidifier (early game against Dallas - don't ask), one Benny the Bull bobblehead (home game against the Bulls), and one lamp (errant sandal during last Sunday's game). We'll report on any more damage as the game progresses - there IS a chair we've grown to dislike in recent months.

• 9:37: The game has yet to start, but the iPod has chosen Van Halen's Panama as our warm-up song. Perhaps things are looking up afterall.
• 9:41: Charles...Boss Hogg called. He'd like his suit back before the next made-for-TV Dukes of Hazzard movie on ABC family (like you don't watch that channel too...they show 'Bring It On' like every weekend)
• 9:47: Seriously, Denver. Put the coddamn Thunder Sticks away.
• 9:49: Rocky...still bringing the funk after all these years. Steve Blake...not so much.
• 9:51: Doug Collins, please. The Nuggets are a good defensive team?
• 9:53: The "AIRRRRRBALLLLLLL" chant is highly overrated...May we suggest "FROGGGGG"
• 9:58: Just because crackheads are funny
• 10:03: Any bets on who takes out somebody's ankle first...Najera or Vaughn? BTW...Viva Najera (Does anyone know if he's available for Cinco de Mayo parties?)
• 10:08 J.R. Smith, ugh...Isn't there an expansion draft or something coming up in the offseason?
• 10:11: Chair is in serious jeopardy...
• 10:13: The McD's exec chick totally got a nosejob before climbing the corproate ladder...wonder if it was covered by the healthcare plan.